Dana Milbank’s column in the Washington Post today asks Mitt Romney to prove once and for all
that he is not a unicorn. Apparently 18,000
people have submitted a petition to the Arizona secretary of state to certify
that Romney is not a unicorn before allowing his name to be put on the ballot. You can read all about it at
mittromneyisaunicorn.com. There seems to
be some equine confusion here. Romney
couldn’t possibly be a unicorn, because every time he opens his mouth he proves
himself to be a perfect ass. This would
not likely disqualify him for the presidency, since there are precedents as
recently as W. One suggestion was that
Romney’s head be shaved to be sure there isn’t a horn under all that hair. Actually if you shaved his head, you would
mostly likely find nothing.
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